Sandown race 8

2 HIPPY CHIC $4.9
1 UNDERCOVER GIRL $5.2
8 MAXIM REALITY $6.6
7 MAKE THE CALL $7.3
6 LINDEN KING $8
5 HOTEL BACI $8.5
4 SHIRAZ COLOUR $27
9 HIPPY PRINCESS $28

I have no idea.
That possibly means I should bypass - but just you try and stop me!!!